My Tiffdyssey

Tiff turned 21 with a vengeance.

We partied hard at Springs for New Years Eve (I totally made out with this random boy) and Tiffany met my friend Cedric (of course that's not his real name). She also had her butt grabbed by none other than Seth "I'm-not-as-think-as-you-Christian-I-am" Custer. I guess she liked him (Cedric) because the next night (over which it snowed 16 friggin inches) she decided, at 12:30am, to brave the blizzard and drive her little sedan from Ohiopyle Hostel to Springs to join Cedric for a nude romp in the hot tub.

Her trip wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't taken Indian Head road, which wouldn't have been so bad if she'd hadn't run out of gas, which wouldn't have been so bad if she'd remembered her phone charger. Long story slightly less long: at around 2am I was arguing on the phone with a State Trooper over who was going to have to go get her. He won, and I took my Subie for a ride.

My Subie is AWESOME. I just had to get that out there.

It wasn't until around 4am that Tiffster and I got to the Springs condos. I stopped and got her some gas on my way, so a teeny tiny handful of hours later when I took her back to her car, I assumed the adventure was at an end. But, if you can picture dropping a marble into a bowl you can imagine what Tiff's car did when she tried to get up either side of the huge hill on Indian Head Rd.

So she ended up sitting in her car at the bottom of the bowl until big BT decided that he wasn't coming for her after all and she was on her own. Left with no choice, our intrepid Tiffster started hoofing it. She hadn't walked more than 20 miles when she was picked up by none other than a Springs staff member who even had a gas key. Tiff chilled at Tiny Tots with my gal pal Sheila Shurina until me and roomie Lois swung by and got her. She looked pretty funny waiting for us in the parking lot with her little gas can.

Well, we took her back to her car and she was fine from there. Although I think she does have one regret. She told me that if her right leg was Christmas and her left leg was New Year's, she really wanted Cedric to visit her between the holidays.

Peace
Amanda